Mike the Roofer

So i have a leak in the roof and so we found Mike the Roofer on craigslist. for $150 bucks dude will fix most leaks. so anyways he came over and when i opened the door he put his cig out on his pants and started workin immediately and soon after that started in on his life story. Mike the Roofer can talk, oh boy. so the more interesting part was watching him cram himself in between our house and the neighbors, there is like only 2 feet of space. he made himself comfortable smoking cigs and drinking his juice while drilling our warped siding back in place. he also cleaned out all the garbage in between the house, don't know where the douche came from swear it wasn't us.